found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
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omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
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WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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