We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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