At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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