Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
no, he came in my armpit
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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