Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize