get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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