literally had 100 drinks last night.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
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