I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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