That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
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There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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