dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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