I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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