oh god the rape fog is back!
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
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I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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