He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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