You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
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Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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