I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
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I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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