Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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