Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's great music for shaving your balls
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize