It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
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I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
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I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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