i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
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Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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