Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
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Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
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Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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