Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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