If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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