I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
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I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
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I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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