Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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