Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
we should paint friendship bongs
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