Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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