WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
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no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
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You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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