problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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