At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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