Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
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welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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