i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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