i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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