Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
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I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night