Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
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My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
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Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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