She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.