I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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