Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
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I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.