SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
