My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Help me help you realize you are a moron
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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