stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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