***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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