But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
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you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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