apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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