I want to have your abortion
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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