Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
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Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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