I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
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When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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