The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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