did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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