Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
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He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
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WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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