i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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