We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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