Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
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Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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