What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
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Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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