Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
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