just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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